Governor Paterson Has A Monica Size Scandal Brewing

According to the NY Post, our New York Governor David Paterson has told a little white lie, wasn’t candid about all his romantic trysts. Paterson did admit that both he and his wife had torid sexual affairs during a rough patch in their marriage. He may have made a false claim in stating no abuse of his governmental powers were used, no government funds, no favors were handed out, and that nothing of the sort has happened in over a year. With his wife (is a woman having an affair a slut herself) by his side, Paterson said all of this the day of his inauguration, to prevent a scandal from coming up and tarnishing his stint as Governor of New York. HOLD THE PHONE..Olympic gold medal winner Diane Dixon, claims she recently had a romantic affair with David Paterson, and that he helped get her job with the Department of Education in New York. Here is where the Monica comes in, where Dixon shows just what a trollop she really is. Dixon, conveniently taped these conversations, shows that she might have looked to blackmail Paterson to get something that she wanted. All together now...THAT WHORE! Her My Space page.

Hold Phone Hustler-Spitzer's WHORE to Sign With Girls Gone Wild?

Seems that former Governor Elliot Spitzer's $5,000 a night whore has been shaking her booty since she turned 18, shaking her ass for the crew at Girls Gone Wild...now it seems they had wanted a piece of her, and were willing to pay a cool MILLION for her to have herself spread all over the pages of Girl's Gone Wild's new magazine...Joe Francis had reached out to Ashley Alexandra Dupre, and to sweeten the pot, extended an offer to her to ride in his Girls Gone Wild Bus. Look for Whores Gone Political on late night TV any day now.

The bad news for the young harlot...going through their old footage Girls Gone Wild has found they already have footage of her...deal off table, no million dollars, so Ashley is again trying to shop her wares to Hustler or Penthouse.

New York's New Governor-WE CHEATED

In what has to be one of the odder ironies in awhile, seems New York's Governor and his wife had to come clean today when they announced to the world, "We Cheated!." Even odder...he was applauded for bringing his and his wife's dirt out now instead of the Republicans doing it later. Only in New York! So many questions now arise...is the first couple poly, are they swingers, do they now have an open marriage? More importantly, who cheated with whom? I smell a BOOK DEAL here. If you cheated with either of these two, we would love to write up the dirty details here on the Dirt Bag.