New York's New Governor-WE CHEATED

In what has to be one of the odder ironies in awhile, seems New York's Governor and his wife had to come clean today when they announced to the world, "We Cheated!." Even odder...he was applauded for bringing his and his wife's dirt out now instead of the Republicans doing it later. Only in New York! So many questions now arise...is the first couple poly, are they swingers, do they now have an open marriage? More importantly, who cheated with whom? I smell a BOOK DEAL here. If you cheated with either of these two, we would love to write up the dirty details here on the Dirt Bag.